A friend of mine posted a link to this on my Facebook wall. To be honest, this is so sad to me. Besides the fact that she's encountered so many undesirable types of people in her short 9 years of life, she can't spell to save her life. Oh, America's public school system, you're working wonders. BUT, aside from all that my friends and i had a looot of fun with this list. lol so I'll share. (sidenote, #44-58 are missing. tragedy-really. I'm intrigued)
In case you can't read her poor handwriting here's the list in plain English.
1) Dirty dumb ass bitches 2) Aint got no ass bitches 3) Dusty trick bitches 4) Fishy bitches 5) Don’t know how to fight bitches 6) Got all that mouth but can’t step bitches 7) Ugly looking bitch that think they all that 8) Can’t keep a man bitch 9) Track wearing bitches 10) Bitches that be trying to steal your man 11) Hoochie looking bitches 12) Ain’t got no damn sense bitches 13) Stupid bitches that act dumb 14) Bitches who can only get a dirty boy 15) Want to be jocking bitches 16) Bitches who think their man love them but get pregnant and be left alone 17) Bitches who think they better than me 18) Instigating bitches 19) Talking behind your back bitches 20) Loud mouth bitches 21) Pissy bitches 22) Stingy bitches 23) Funky looking bitches 24) Short hair bitches 25) Spanish bitches who think they all that cause of their hair 26) Bitches that be ignoring you when they know they can hear you 27) Staring in your face bitches 28) Big eyed looking bitches 29) Crazy bitches 30) Nappy tender headed bitches 31) Booty shorts wearing bitches 32) Coast-signing bitches 33) Dick riding bitches 34) Whipped bitches 35) Buck tooth bitches 36) Cheesy teeth bitches 37) Same wearing clothes each day bitches 38) Ghetto bitches 39) Hair dyeing bitches 40) Wearing shoes that be talking bitches 41) Bitches who think they hard 42) Bitches that think they get money 43) Bitches that go to a dirty school (44-53 Missing 59) Gay bitches 60) Stanky fishy coochie smelling bitches 61) Tomboy bitches 62) Stain on your pants bitches 63) Dry scalp dandruff bitches 64) Dirty hair bitches 65) Stealing bitches 66) Stinky feet bitches 67) Big gap bitches 68) Protecting their store bitches 69) Pajamas outside bitches 70) Ragly braid bitches 71) Stanky butt bitches 72) Greedy bitches 73) Slimy grimy bitches 74) Psycho bitches 75) Drug dealing bitches 76) Geekin’ bitches 77) Suntanning bitches 78) Goofy looking bitches 79) Triflin’ bitches 80) Skanky bitches 81) Mugging bitches 82) Sloppy bitches 83) Dirty fingernails bitches 84) Dirty sock wearing bitches 85) Uncreative bitches 86) White bitches that think black people poor 87) Conceited bitches 88) Tall bitches 89) Short bitches 90) Jealous bitches
I feel like people are constantly asking why I'm not involved with much. The thing is, I am. I just prefer not to talk about it. Even though it seems like i'm never doing much, I'm ALWAYS doing something. Perhaps why everyone says im so ghost? Nonetheless, here's a little bit of what I did today. The grind never lets up. So go ahead, underestimate me, think I'm sleeping. i LOVE that ish =)
Today I decided that my Summer 2010 will be spent in Cuernavaca, Mexico! I'm really excited. I know people say a lot of bad things about Mexico but it's literally one of the prettiest places i've been to and I like to think I'm pretty well traveled. So... A Mexico, Te extrano y yo regresará a ti!
"I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what i do, and it enables you to laugh at life's realities."
- Dr. Seuss